I'D RATHER BE "WOKE" THAN "THE JOKE".

Priti Patel. Who? You know, politician. Self identifies as Nurse Ratched and Tommy Robinson. Criticised the England football team for taking the knee. She said it was, "gesture politics". When asked if England fans had the right to boo the players when they took the knee she said, "that's a choice for them quite frankly." The usual disingenuous reply politicians are the masters of. Now she tweets, "What a performance! What a team! #It'sComingHome! Well, actually she wrote #ItsComingHome but let's not get all pedantic over the grammar in case she accuses us all of being intolerant bastards. Meanwhile Johnson stands on the Saint George cross flag probably to wipe his feet on just before he enters number 10. It's fascinating watching them pretend they have feelings and abilities that others have. Bunch of phonies. Difficult to warm to them. 

#youprobablythinkIvoteLabour