AN HOMAGE TO PETE AND DUD

I'm compiling a book. It's feckin' biblical. It's not the Book of Esther or the book of Enoch. It's called the Book of C#nts. It is subject to change. In first position is Donald Trump. For obvious reasons. If you need an explanation then you are possibly a c#unt yourself. Number two is the president of China. For thinking it is OK to have a million people in concentration camps. Bit too like Hitler, the cunt's cunt. So definitely a c#nt. Third place goes to joggers who go out jogging and don't give a shit if you get into their slipstream of sweat and bad breath. Cunts. I'm beginning to think most people are c#nts in my book. Fourth place goes to Piers Morgan. Why is he a c#nt? He just is. Doesn't matter what he says. You can agree or disagree with him but he is still a c#nt. At this point you are probably thinking 'where are the women?' Ok, then fifth place goes to someone called Katy Hopkins. I actually feel a bit sorry for her but, still a c#nt. Boris Johnson? More of a dickhead. Bit of a prick. In all likelihood more of a c#nt in real life but tries to sell the oafishness too much just to distract everyone from thinking he is a c#nt so not sure where he fits into the grand scheme of c#nts. Too many people like him and they are all c#nts too. I could have called the book the Book of Dickheads but that would seem too lame, and time consuming. Sixth place I guess should go to Brazil's president Bolsonaro. For being a leading c#nt that when asked about the deaths of his fellow citizens remarked, 'what do you want me to do?' Possible psychopath to boot. Seventh? Well, let's see. Have you an hour to spare? Personally it has to be the leader of the Spanish far right whose name is banned in our house as no bad vibes must be emitted in the family home. He is neck and neck with his fellow c#nts of which there are many. People who could never win a talent show so decided to go into politics and do something extreme in order to keep them in the public eye, earn a living or truly encourage a war between their fellow citizens. These people would be number one c#nt but they just join the ranks of other c#nts whose names we hopefully won't remember in a few years time once they are past their sell by date. They include people on the left and right of politics and gobshites... George Galloway, Amjun Choudray, Ed Balls, Nigel Farage, Geert Wilders, Matteo Salvini, Ken Livingstone, and so on. I could go on forever.......

Nota Bene..I am done with the lot of them. They can all fuck off.