When I was younger, oh so much younger than today, I used to lie about my age to get into nightclubs. I had to plaster my face with make up, put on a deep voice and swear I was twenty five when I was just a nipper of fourteen, or was it sixteen? Anyway, this lying about being older continued for years and people started saying how great I looked for a 50 year old nightclubber when I was 40 and so on. The only downside to this is the continuous adverts on my Facebook feed for stair lifts, funeral plans and hideous shoes!