Europe calling. Everyone's favourite Citizen Smith of Nowhere here. It's weird being disenfranchised. The only upside I can find is that I am not responsible for Brexit, the Tories, Labour, Vox or Catalan separatism to name a few. Who else? Have you got an hour to spare? The downside is being told 'you don't live here what's it got to do with you?' and 'you are not from here what's it got to do with you?'  For once I will take the advice and shut the fuck up. One day I might be forgiven for giving a shit.