YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW ME DO YOU?

Yesterday I kept getting an advert popping up on my Facebook thread for a discounted Royal Ulster Constabulary rug. Today I am being groomed by something called Happy Socks. Yes, happy, not like the miserable ones I am wearing, ( You see I am already sold!), but ones that will parade my love for the Netherlands. Socks emblazoned with, wait for it, bikes, clogs and tulips for f#ck's sake!