None of the neighbours want to deny anyone a sex life but the goings on at number 1D are starting to grate a bit. Nobody wants to complain, of course. Nobody wants to appear to be uptight, stingy and non industrial, or worse, impotent, but naturally no one has the guts to complain. Which leaves it, as might be expected, to Mr van de Ven. During bouts or appeals to 'shut the #uck up'  he then comes out with 'and the Oscar goes to......'