RATE MY PLATE EXTRAORDINARIO

There's a Facebook page called Rate My Plate where people post photos of the most disgusting meals. Horrible roast dinners, fry ups and loads of unrecognisable foods, mainly involving pork.. Someone posted a photo of four politicians on another page. Boris Johnson. Michael Gove. Jacob Rees Mogg and Nigel Farage. For a moment I thought I was still looking at Rate My Plate. Gove looked like one of those sausages that resemble stewed penises, Johnson like a Cornish pasty run over by his own bike. Rees Mogg. Well the less said about him the better. And NF. He just looked like he was sitting around waiting to get his head kicked in. Here they are.