Sunday 10 February 2019

My idea of a dull night out would be in a pub stuck between Jeremy Corbyn and Jacob Rees Mogg. Both know better than everybody else with Rees Mogg proving it by telling you all about every single treaty he has read up on just to catch you out and Corbyn saying what he thinks some people want to hear and coming across as a bit witless. What did someone once say? 'Communist with knife and fork seeks similar with steak and kidney pie?' Was that Benny Hill, circa 1976? This is kind of where we are at. Rees Mogg is just an Opus Dei Man in a tailor made charity shop suit pretending to be a Christian fundamentalist but whose God is money and Corbyn is one of those people who on finding out the artist he likes is Israeli suddenly dislikes them because he is worried about what other people might think of him. 

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