FISTING FOR FRANCO

Spain calling. Everyone's favourite citizen of nowhere here. Sorry it took a while but I've just been translating about another one whose name we shall not mention. Seems he knows the one who has the same initials as the National Front, Tommy the Martyr and just about very other nihilist, retro nationalist and mercenary on the make. He said on a London radio station that Tommy was the backbone of Britain. Well no wonder the country is on its knees! I suppose we should just start saying 'ooh, he's a one'. What to do with these people who want to see the collapse of the European Union and society in general. They seem to have succeeded in knocking the stuffing out of British society now the revolting mouthpiece whose name we shall not mention has turned up, touring Europe in an attempt to rally all the far right parties. He's already been to Spain where he met up with a fascist party who no one has ever heard of. Let's give them a name. Fisting For Franco sounds about right. The one whose name we shall not mention showed up wearing the same dodgy looking Barbour copy he seems to refuse to take off. He obviously wears it to bed. He looks like he hasn't washed or shaved for weeks.This will be his downfall. Nobody, whatever their political persuasion likes a begrimed impermeable.