It's a shame Prince Phillip died. I feel I am just getting to know him. Bit too late now I suppose to write to let him know we had many things in common. Both citizens of nowhere. Both generously letting our spouses get all the credit. Both hate the toxic British press. Both revered by tribes in the Pacific. We can't deny he had an interesting life, albeit at my expense. Then there is the other man I should have corresponded with. Churchill. Both of us renowned bathers and more than a passing interest in soup. So before it's too late I will put pen to paper and send off some missives to both Boris Johnson and that other bloke, the son of James Fox. To be continued....