You know you have hit the height of madness when Uri Geller reminds you that Theresa May once touched Winston Churchill's spoon. The spoon that rests on Uri's Cadillac. If you are not sure who Uri is, let's just say I that once, as a child, out of that kind of boredom that can only be experienced by a child growing up in 1970's Britain, participated in some psychic experiment via Uri. I have never been quite right since, and if you like, I can tell you telepathically.. Uri is now planning on bending the keys to 10 Downing Street so that Jeremy Corbyn never enters. Never mind that there are no keys, the door can only be opened from the inside! Well, must dash. I have to catch the bookies before they close.....