Not many people know that a few years ago I was involved in a plan to steal Franco's bones. It started out as a bit of a joke but me and a Basque friend managed to let it get swiftly out of hand. I can't give away too many details as I wouldn't want the Guardia Civil kicking my door down. Not at my age. I will reveal that we also needed to steal the incorrupt arm of Santa Teresa as it was necessary to give credence to the name of our outfit which is not for polite ears but also because we weren't going to commit any old heist and the arm would have added a certain panache, especially where we were going to deploy it.