Saturday 16 November 2019

In next week's episode of I'm the Prime Minister Get Me Out of Here, Boris 'the cock' Johnson is  spotted speeding through the universe after being ejected by a super massive black hole. He gets his arse kicked so hard by said black hole that he eventually leaves the Milky Way and is en voyage to intergalactic space. This region of spacetime is so strong that no amount of bullshit can escape it and yet we are also told they are not eternal prisons and a human can survive them leading to the theory that sadly there is no end to any of this nonsense. None of it is real. You just have to decide if you want to be part of the collective dream or nightmare. Yours, everybody's favourite idiot savant.

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